Beautiful American Democracy. Amazing. The Best.
The results from the National Infants Debating Society are in
CANDIDATE 1:
I’m the greatest President there has been.
Ever.
I’m gonna to end all wars.
Americans aren’t going to pay for wars.
There wouldn’t be a war in Ukraine if I was President.
Our military is beautiful.
Wonderful military.
I’m gonna to put more money into our military.
I’m gonna to beat the shit out of anyone who fights America.
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