A battle in Hastings

Bureaucracy the Conqueror makes landfall in Southern England

Which of these four statements is true?

a) I've been to the United States of America.

b) My father was an astronaut.

c) My daughter used to be a boy.

d) I briefly studied a university course in Ramallah.

And

the

answer

is....

You're all wrong....

C!

No seriously.

It happened one April day in the municipal offices of Hastings. I had gone to register the birth of m…